Paroles Beelzeboss Tenacious D

Beelzeboss

I AM COMPLETE!

Fuuuck

YES YOU ARE FUCKED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
we challenge you to a rock off,
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

FUCK!
FUCK!
FUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAAATCH?

If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to helland also you will have to pay our rent

AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Then you can take Kage back to hell..
What!?
Trust me kage it's the only way
What are you talkin about?
To be your little bitch

FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN!!!

I'M THE DEVIL, I LOVE METAL!

CHECK THIS RIFF, IT'S FUCKIN TASTY!

I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE A SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

NOOOO! c'mon Kage, let's fight his music, with our music
There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
Listen to me-
He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
God dammit Kage,he gonna make you his sex slave,
Your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
Noo
unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
Dude,
we've been through so much shit
De-activated lasers with my dick
Now it's time to blow this fucker down
C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
OOOOOOh We'll pile drive ya It's time for the smack down
Hey antichristo Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, ah rockin socks!
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the sceptor,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D
We are the D (X16)

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING FUCKER!

NOOOO!

OW, FUCK!
MY FUCKIN HORN!
OHH NO

From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

NOOOOO!
FUCK YOU KAGE AND FUCK YOU JABLES
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!!